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samshairisobviouslymagical:
barebackinq:
cumber-collectable:
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petal-winters:
barebackinq:
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
I’m gay
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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probend:
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

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“ I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise. ”

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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